Monday, March 5, 2007

HIS maintenace project...

I see God as a bad programmer with poor quality. I appreciate the complexity of his skill still he lacks to maintain bug free program. He does a lot of debugging as you have witnessed a lot of stories(histories or whatever) about the messiahs and the prophets who are the developers of god, who deploy the patches for all the bugs reported. but every time all the bugs are not fixed at a time. They are like a windows OS with lot of service pack and each service pack has its own bug. We users find the back doors everywhere and we find the loop holes in all the patches he sends.. This maintenance job is never ending and he promises us for every meeting that this would be the last patch.
We are like a self replicating, self learning, continuously evolving ai application. This evolution is targeted to be a super-program with no bug and the universal knowledge but we are built with a lot of conflicting rules. Let me list a few observations.
  • We like to copy the efficient approach but this copying has stopped the brilliant minds to think further
  • We are likely to remember the awkward mistakes that we did rather remembering the rights we did. This is done in keeping in mind that we would rectify the mistakes, but this piece of code has a bug which preoccupies us in regretting for the mistakes. This weighted balance is not properly formulated leading to a negative result
  • The inherent replication quality of us tends to copy the bugs easily in the gene copying program that is a serious problem if we are being manufactured in large quantities, the probability of the bugs popping up in the wider set becomes more.
  • The input that we take for the survival of the program has the fix for a particular problem but it triggers other events like introducing a cancerous cell in our body.
  • Those programs that meet the specification are very few and the requirement of the program is overloading the resource.

If these are the conditions of the current project by the ultimate God. He is the one who introduced the bugs in the first place. Then how can he tell that we are choosing a wrong path and leading to the destruction of mankind. If he is the ultimate super being he should have wanted us to lead a program flow which leads to Apocalypse or he is a really bad programmer in screwing up the system. The main question is if he likes to create a good program why does he wants that to disintegrate? Cant he stop the good thing from dyeing or he is sadistic in destroying a good thing. Or if he knows the whole program flow of the system and is watching over the system all the time he has a worse job than me, doing the most boring job than me.This makes me feel good in pointing out his bugs as a Tester!
Man give me a feedback..

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Holi-Day



A DEMON-stration of colors